Live transcription of talk between two good friends. Love at first sight.

Ok here i post live transcription of two good friends talking about "love at first sight ". Names have been changed for anonymity but intelligent people can guess which one is guru and which one is prani. Remember this is an uncencored version and i am not resposible for any hard feelings.

I know , ye blog ki theme se hatkar hai , but what the heck its my blog.

"Love at first sight"


Prani: idle .....kaam dhaam nahi hai kya
guru: abey machine reboot kiya tha...and usse pehle TT khel raha tha.......
guru: usse pehle lunch.........usse pehle ICICI ke agent se baat kar raha tha..........
guru: kaam abhi start kar raha hoon
Prani: badey busy they sir....kya baat hai
guru:
guru: kya karen paisa aa jaata hai to tension ho jaati hai.........
guru: tension hai to sehat ka special care karna padta hai
Prani: aur sir ......bataao sir....tension kay siwa aur kya chal raha hai???
guru: kaam....masti (w/o females)...
Prani: masti bole to females ke saath
guru: wohi bola na...masti without females
guru: bindaas rehne ka....khaane ka....aur jam ke peene ka
Prani: saaala sab ki life ka ek hi story hai
Prani: aur suttey ka kya hua???
Prani: baatoan se to lag raha hai ...bewaday ban chukey ho
guru:
guru: bewda to nahi.....but haan....mahine mein ek baar to party ho hi jaati hai........
guru: sutte bhi har weekly choddta rehta hoon
Prani: hey ....itna is very reasonable.ab jawaani main bhi nahi piyegay to kab piyegay
Prani: good 2 hear ...ki chod to detey ho.
guru: hhhhhmm....sahi bola.....
guru: to teri jawani aayi ya nahi abhi tak
Prani: aray sir........kay bataaoon....sala phir wahi ladki ke chakkar main ...life 1ce more barbaad hoti dikh rahi hai
guru: abey...kya bol raha hai.........
guru: ab kon.....
guru: wo hi side waali kya
guru: jiska pune mein fanta hai...
Prani: d end result is gonna be ga** pe laat .....par dil hai ki manta nahi
Prani: kaun si side waali aa gayi
Prani: no no.....sir ek time mein ek
Prani: haan haan wahi waali......
Prani: good boss u rember haann....
Prani: *remember
guru: arey kaisi baat kar raha hai....yaad kyon nahi rakhoonga..
guru: well.......kya problem hai teri......
guru: tere ko apun ne pehle hi bola tha....ki uska fanta hai to mat picchu pad...........
Prani: aray ............yeh baat apun ke control main nahi hai bedu
guru: hhhmmmm i can understand....
guru: to kya bolti hai wo
Prani: bola na.....saala dil ka kya karooon
Prani: yeah ......afterall u hav also gone thru d same stage sometime...
guru: ya.......but ullu....I leared from those experiences........
guru: saale doosron ko dekh kar nahi seekh sakta na..........????
guru: chal ab to chidiya khet chug gayi hai............
guru: abhi ye bol...konsi stage hai?
Prani: but u were better as u had said her....
Prani: aray usko abhi tak bola hi to nahi hai
Prani: i knw but i havnt learnt frm d 1 jhatka i recieved in d collg....
Prani: haaan .............i know tht
guru: to kiske liye wait kar raha hai......
guru: sharmana chodd daal, hal dil ka khol daal, aaju baaju mat dekh...I love u bol daal..
Prani: stage bole to???
Prani: nahi to pachta-oonga kawaraa rah jaa-oonga....
guru: hannn
guru: stage bole to tune kya kiya abhi tak,,,,,,,,,,,,
Prani: good frnds abhi tak .....nothing more thn tht....
Prani: infact kal to ghar bhi aaaye thee .......but ofcourse with her frns (boys+gulz)
guru: ghar aayi thi to kya ho gaya.....
guru: dekh dost..........
guru: I'll tell you the cruel truth........
guru: and remember these are facts...learned from experiences..not just by me...but general public.......
guru: in case of love.....you could do whatever u can.....finally the decision is in the hand of other person.......
guru: If u make other person ur boss....ur in trouble......
guru: If u want to be happy.......never let urself get down to a level from where u can't recover......
guru: abey saale............tu chahe 5 din wait kar ya 5 saal......agar bandi ko tere ko pasand karna hai to 5 minutes kaafi hai.....
Prani: kuch nahi hua baba....i m telling u d stage
Prani: no no ........
Prani: ok bolo
Prani: chodd doonga usay........pata hai kuch nahi hone waaala
Prani: tht is true........i knw tht i shud not let my life be controlled by d some girl
Prani: baat to 100 taka sahi bola...sir.
guru: see.....let me tell u one more fact...
guru: when u saw that girl..it took only 5 sec for u to like that girl ...right......?
guru: similarly.........if she is not that too much mature (which comes after going through many affairs and after age of 26)....
guru: then she would have liked u in the first sight only........liking u means she must had a thought for a sec..........
Prani: btw kaafi sahi advice de rahe ho....
Prani: collg main to aisay nahi they
Prani: ok bataoo
Prani: hmmm.....yep.
guru: now since she is a girl she can't approach u........
guru: "5 seconds of first sight"........
guru: so if u both had that thought....she is waiting for u.....
guru: go get her.......
guru: and if she didn't had that thought....then...bad luck boy...welll theres still a chance...but then that depends how mature she is......
guru: and I can surely say that she is not that mature.......
guru: at this age.........
guru: I have confused a lot........so let me conclude....
guru: u dont know whether she had that "5 sec of first sight thought" about u........
guru: but u had........
guru: if u keep this thought in ur mind....u know that it is troubling u........
guru: u will keep thinking wether she likes u or not.......
guru: the 5 secs will grow to 5 months...years..
guru: so better u solve the problem at the stage of 5 days only....
guru: just go and ask her.........
guru: the best way to get out of any problems is SPEAK IT OUT
guru: just go and talk to her
guru: and when u ask....dont keep any feelings with u.......
guru: and dont let any doubts about her feelings in ur mind........
guru: speak out everything and ask everything...
guru: ok..
Prani:
Prani: thought for a second wat??? tht i even i m good.
Prani: yeh bheee sahi bola beeedu
Prani: to conclusion is tht i shud go nd speak my heart out
Prani: ya ya ...she is waiting for me ....wow.....
Prani: mazey le rahey ho
Prani: i know thn that wud be her bad luck.
Prani: hmmm....bhhaai saab ....impressive .
Prani: kaafi badal gaye ho sir...............
Prani: yep .....its gone into my head now
guru: hhhhhmmmm...cool.......
Prani: gotto gather some courage now
guru: haan college se nikalne ke baad kafi change aaya hai thinking mein
guru: atleast about girls....and love
guru: abey courage for what.......???
guru: maregi thodi hi tere ko.....
guru: u know why r u thinking of gathering courage..........
guru: because u r afraid.......afraid of losing ur self-respect........
guru: this is the major problem with most of the guys man.....including me....
guru: abey usne mana kiya to kya.....
guru: she is losing something....
guru: not u........
guru: if she doesn't care to explain the reasons to saying NO to you....then she is not worth u..
Prani: nd tht change is due 2 ......
Prani: no i m not afraid of loosing my self respect ....i m afraid of losing her frndship
guru: #$^%#@$%^ friendship ki.......
guru: why r u running from truth.....
guru: is she just ur friend??
guru: will u be able to treat her the same way if u come to know that she can't be urs....?
guru: didn't u liked her from the first day u saw her?????
guru: this is not friendship man.......this is only love........
guru: I wanted to add "hawas" also.... but jaane de....
Prani: hmmm......tht is also true.
Prani: yeh bhee sahi bola bedu....
Prani: guru ....ho gaye ho aaap to
guru: hhhmmm....jeeto raho watas.....
guru: (serious mode)..........life mein load nahi lene ka.......
guru: sabki pasand ek jaisi nahi hoti.....
guru: chances hai ki usko tu pasand nahi aaya hoga....to uski bhi koi galti nahi hai na..........
guru: ab pasand nahi to pasand nahi....right...
guru: to jab wo tension nahi le rahi...tu kyon tension le raha hai........
guru: to usko jaake bol......mere ko tu pasand hai.....tere ko mein pasand hoon kya......
guru: agar haan to theek nahi....nahi to mein apna time tere pe kharaab nahi karna chahta......
guru: haan tu chahti hai ki tere ko time chahiye...to mere ko time duration bol....kab wapis poochne ka hai last time.....
guru: aur agar tu chahe to mein kuch bhi kar sakta hoon tere liye.......
Prani: haan .............main jism ka bhooka aur hawas ka pyaasa ho gaya hoon.....
Prani: aagey bolo
Prani: i m listening...2 my guru
guru: bat apna time aur dimaag kharab nahi karoonga.........abhi bol tere ko kuch bolna hai to......
guru: bas itna bolne ka......and WITH FULL CONFIDENCE...............
guru: to sab ek dum CONFIDENCE mein bolne ka.............but with respect.............
guru: abhi respect bole to neeche nahi jhukne ka........lekin uska bhi ek auraat jaat jism samajh ke baat nahi karne ka......
Prani: aray baap...main munna bhai nahi hoon....
Prani: pata lag raha hai ...u r staying in MUMBAI
guru: dono ko equal level pe rakhne ka...
guru: haan.....abhe itne confidence mein preparation karega to uske samne jaake 20% to bahar hi niklega na.....
guru: maloom hai mere ko....uske samne jaate hi teri phat ke haath mein aa jayegi..........
guru: sab ki aa jaati hai,....
Prani: sir ......i m getting curious wat has changed u so much....
Prani: kya transition aa gaya hai....tell me boss
Prani: ok ok.....baaap bole to pahley ek maheenay tak ......ammo tayar karna ka hai...taki ek goli to nikley ge
guru: get enough CONFIDENCE.......not courage.....
guru: because amount of "courage" required is relative to the other person.....
guru: whereas amount of "CONFIDENCE" required is always contant...